Somebody said
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby . "Somebody" doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history....
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct. "Somebody" never took a three year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring ...... "Somebody" never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good." "Somebody" thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ....."Somebody" never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbour's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother . "Somebody" never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first. "Somebody" doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books? Somebody" never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labour and delivery. "Somebody" never watched her baby get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten... or on a plane headed for military boot camp.
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back ."Somebody" never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married. "Somebody" doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home. "Somebody" never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.
"Somebody" isn't a mother.
